HOW TO

HOW TO TAG YOURSELF AS AN OBSCURIST
pick yer
favorite food
and run with it
like you've never
ran
before.

(HAVEN'T
YOU EVER HEARD OF
THE STRING CHEESE
INCIDENT?:
some dudez
made another fuckin
jam band
and people
ATE
that shit
up.)

HOW TO FALL IN LOVE IN 3 MINUTES
get drunk enough
to make eye contact

talk about something
important, like
being alive

decide this is
the most profound
important conversation
you've ever had

take it to the bank
and let it accrue
interest

don't spend it all
in one
place

HOW TO EAT YOUR FEELINGS WITHOUT HAVING TO BUY NEW CLOTHES
ask your mom
if you can have
her
jeans



I suspect this is not the end of these